Route 47Interdimensional TV
A cursed broadcast on Channel 47 at 11:47 PM. One road, somewhere near Oregon. 28+ interconnected shows across four seasons, Season 5 underway, a video game in development, and an ARG running through all of it. Watch under blacklight. UV exposure delays Frostingcore.
How big is Route 47
All roads lead to the plant.
Every show on Channel 47 happens somewhere on this road. The highway itself may be a living nexus point. Follow it end to end and the stories start talking to each other.
Gorbo's Swim Hole
Natural lake water park. Exit 31. Water depth unverifiable. 97% return rate.
The Mysterious Forest
Shifting, remembering. Concrete figures older than concrete. Day pass: 15 Void Points.
Sad Steve's Taxidermy and Ice Cream
Same building. Cross contamination between services is the point. Steve is at the counter. Sprinkles is in the back.
Ken's Coffins and Wedding Planning
Why choose? Life's biggest moments. Ask about The Realist package.
Algorithm Corporation Power Plant
Three cooling towers. Hollow neon green triangle. Evacuated but still transmitting.
High Justice Courthouse
Judge Droopy presiding. No successful appeals on record.
Cryptid Dating Game Studio Complex
Damien Lovejoy, still hosting. Winners rarely survive the full date.
The Night Signal Radio Station
66.6 FM. Frequency Philly and Nova Discharge. Gorbo calls in for advice.
Miss Cosmos Psychic Hotline
Inside a cosmic entity's eye. 1 800 STARGAZ. 3.99 Void Points per minute.
Nexus Towers
Visible in the distance. Always. Rising like a warning.
Whisperwood Diner
The constant. Coffee always hot. Time moves differently per booth.
The Tax Prep Service That Shall Not Be Named
Do not name it.
Speed Demons DMV
Darla Concretion at Window 4. Not an employee. Nobody has removed her.
The Route 47 Mall
Opened 1987, closed 1993. 47 exits, none lead back correctly. No one has passed Exit 23.
MIMO'S
Prestige interdimensional dining, 1982. Whatever is being served has implications.
The programming
Flagship: Cryptid Dating Game. Three seasons. 10M+ total views. 100K+ per episode. Banned in sixteen dimensions, mandatory in three hells.
Cryptid Dating Game
A human picks a match from three hidden interdimensional suitors. Host Damien Lovejoy, still fighting Gurgulax, still dancing.
Gorbo's Swim Hole
Water park mockumentary. Gorbo transforms swimmers as an expression of love. Sandy is at check in.
The Night Signal
Late night call in radio on 66.6 FM. Callers include Gorbo, xenobiologists and temporal hiveminds.
Sad Steve's Taxidermy and Ice Cream
Business documentary. The Swirl O Matic 9000 preserves memories as ice cream. Trauma Dump is the most popular flavor.
Miss Cosmos: Interdimensional Psychic Hotline
Psychic infomercial from inside a cosmic eye. First to say the walls between shows are growing thin.
The Mysterious Forest
Tour of a run down fairy tale park. Visitors undergo narrative absorption. An eight part POV walkthrough is in production.
Route 47 Home Shopping Network
Ilene Sideways and Bertram Hollow sell VOID OS Cereal, Womp Wipes and Haunted Throw Pillows for Void Points.
High Justice with Judge Droopy
Interdimensional courtroom. Bailiff Bubbles assists. The People vs. Damien Lovejoy is on the docket.
Interdimensional House Hunters
Properties across realities. Love the bones in the walls, but can we do something about the screaming?
Ken's Coffins and Wedding Planning
Funeral home and wedding planner. Ken sees no contradiction.
MEAT Friends
Dr. Thaddeus Carnivale sells sentient meat companions. Meatricia absorbs the newer prototypes when jealous.
Mr. Gurgleson's Midnight Hour
Late night television for people who should be asleep.
Legends of the Voidspire
An epic airing in the slot after the weather.
The Multidimensional Dance Off
24 hour competition at The Threshold Theater. Results affect dimensional stability.
The Broadcast Registry
The Harvest Kitchen. Blood and Bets. Wait... What? Mukbang Madness. Midnight Mutation Cookoff. JoAnne's Quilts. Nebula Nights. Zorpo Fluprs: 8 Seconds to Enlightenment. The Abyssal Rot Chronicles. Nexus Towers. The Multidimensional Road Show. The Dimensional Jumper. Pigs Patrol.
The Mysterious Planet
Nature documentary. Barnabus Deepcroft presents Route 47's fauna with complete scientific seriousness.
What's Inside?!
Barnaby Grimsby opens cosmic entities to reveal absurd mundane contents. Whinnie keeps it running.
A Deeper Look
Four host investigative journalism covering stories that should stay buried.
Fresh Starts
Relocation assistance for beings with specific environmental needs. Welcome Wanda and The Terry Continuum.
Whisperwood Diner
A diner that serves sentient food. Meridiem Thyme has clock hands for fingers. The cheesecake has opinions.
Lumen Domestic
Brought to you by the Algorithm Corporation. Brighter living, mandatory.
MALL RATZ
Inside the Route 47 Mall. Glen is on shift. Glen is always on shift.
Slushwick's Special Christmas
Claymation holiday special. Slushwick accepts his annual death and rebirth with complete equanimity.
FINE™
A chewable dissociation supplement from Algorithm Consumer Products. It's Fine. It's Really Fine.
Mindful Moments
Frostingcore wellness programming. Beauty is mandatory. The gems are listening.
Route 47 After Dark
The part of the schedule the station does not list.
Billionaire Death Match
Wealth, violence, prizes.
It all connects
The Algorithm Corporation
Power, programming and sponsorship. The hand behind the dial.
Frostingcore
Teal bioluminescence, embedded jewels, gold filigree. Beautiful. Terminal. UV exposure delays it, which is why you watch under blacklight.
Gorbo and Gurgulax
Two halves of the Abyssal Rot. Never in the same place. Never ask why.
Dimension X 47.3
The Sweet. Where the signal goes when it leaves the road.
Nova Discharge and the Second Sky
The 2020 accident that put a second sky over the road.
Void Points
The only currency accepted on the Route 47 Home Shopping Network.
Reggie
Fell through a portal in his home and landed on Route 47. The one person who notices the stories are connected. Sequins, rainbow sneakers, a light amid the insanity.
The Frostingcore Wars
Where four seasons of lore nuggets and music videos have been heading.
Awarded. Exhibited. Always shipping.
Two Escape Awards. Featured in NAKID Magazine and ITVT's Televisionation. Distributed through Fairground and Roku. Built from original art, photography and music, start to finish.
Some doors on this road are locked.
The lore is in everything. Episodes, product listings, fine print, this page. If you find a door, you already have the key. Channel 47. 11:47 PM.